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| birches © caroline fraser 2014 |
Easter in Glenorchy.
Autumn colours in full force.
En route to Paradise via the River Jordan……..
The river Jordan was small enough to drive through even without a 4x4, which was fortunate as I really wanted to get to Paradise.
Having seen
Top of the Lake last year , directed by Jane Campion, I have yearned to reach this particular destination to see if it really is the home of drug dealing, heavily tattooed bad, child abusing people.
And just to say that I have been there.
Tick.
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| the River Jordan |
The sun came out as I drove through and on to the end of the road.
Lord of the Rings country too, but I don't watch or read that, so I can't tell you which quest, battle, or volume of the novels I was heading towards. I am not enamoured with fantasy quests.
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| the road from Paradise |
I got to the end of the road, finally stumped by a larger ford and my low slung Datsun.
I did some tourist attractions ( sheep, river, lake), and walked through a forest and communed with a robin and some moss.
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| sheep on the wrong side of the fence wishing he was on the right side………. |
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| small trees |
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| big trees |
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| mosses |
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| new zealand robin |
And I felt very safe.
No baddies. Just Japanese tourists asking me what they might see down the road in terms of 'big attractions' - I was tempted to say 'trees and sheep and mountains' - but I was polite and informed them that there were no specific 'big attractions', just more of the same, which in my view
was a pretty massive attraction.
SO WHAT WENT WRONG THE NEXT DAY?
It started at Moke Lake ( where Top of the Lake was
really filmed, near Queenstown, not Paradise….)
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| same view, different van |
Last time I visited I walked around the lake with a random stranger that I met who happened to be a German psychotherapist called Ulrika. I set off to do the same again, but a little voice started nagging in my head………
you've done that before
it's quite a long walk, and you need to get back to Gore before it gets dark…..
why don't you explore the other path into the mountains?
good plan. it's on a dirt track so I can't get lost.
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| into the mountains |
remember last time you joked with Ulrika about the 10 things you should carry when out in the mountains, and how you never had most of them?
I seem to remember we only had food and water, but felt significantly better equipped clothes-wise than the two lovely young girls wearing bikinis……
So can you remember what the 10 things are?
mmmmm. lets see
- water got that
- food…….. no; but I have just had lunch. I left my emergency snack in the car. I now have two bags of emergency snacks in the car.
- matches…. no. I did see some in the supermarket for $3, and decided not to buy as everywhere I go it says 'no fires'...
- torch……. got that …. but why did I buy such a heavy one?
- sunscreen and sunglasses……. yes, and I am wearing a cap… and is it really true that computers give out UV light that causes cataracts as suggested in a cinema ad? Should I wear sunglasses when working on my laptop? Is that why Victoria Beckham always wears shades even when indoors?
- map………no……….I can't get lost if I stay on the track…
- compass………not much use without a map…..
- knife…..what would I do with that? anyway, I have a fear of knives. Too many family traumas based around knives.
- extra clothes…….. got my merino vest in my rucksack; just might be a bit cold taking everything off in order to put it on.
- first aid kit……are you serious; there is nothing useful in a first aid kit; did you think a tube of Savlon will help if I have a heart attack? or a sticking plaster for a broken leg? Remember when you were at Camber Sands and a boy emerged from the sea dripping with blood. You asked the beach patrol for a first aid kit and there was absolutely nothing in it that would be useful for stopping bleeding. A hanky from my pocket did the job.
So you did register your intentions with someone, so they will know where to look for you when you don't turn up at work on Tuesday?
Well no, not really; I changed my mind after I set off this morning, and so no one has the faintest idea where I am. And my mobile phone doesn't work here, so that's not really very good at all. So I'll have to be very careful not to fall over, stray from the path or have a heart attack.
I have wondered about getting a personal locator beacon, but it seems a bit over the top for the walks that I do on my own.
But remember the story the guide told you recently about the girl who went slightly off piste on the Milford track and nearly died after 3 days in the cold, lost in the bush ….
yes , I do
and still I like to live a little dangerously
'little' being the operative word here.
If I have to die in the bush, then so be it. At least I will die in a nice place.
Anyway, I am only going for a little explore, and so lets enjoy the scenery and stop thinking about how irresponsible I am being.
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| I started from the three poplar trees and headed up river…….. |
What about the other day when you were up at the gold mine?
What about it?
Well you could have been clubbed to death by the dodgy looking man carrying a pick axe.
Indeed I could. But instead I was really brave and passed the time of day with his mate, who told me they were 'mineral collectors'. Why they needed to go up the mountain under cover of darkness remains a mystery; I was hurrying back down before it got dark. And I had my torch.
You never know who you might meet, all alone in the middle of nowhere.
I know. But if I let that worry me I would never go anywhere. All the same, I would be enjoying this walk much more if OH was here to protect me.
So how far up this road are you going to go then?
Well I'd like to see what's around the corner, even if I don't make it to Arthur's Point.
It's not the most beautiful view of the weekend, but I've started so I'll finish . I need the exercise after 4 weeks of sitting on a couch nursing a sprained ankle.
Well you needn't have worried about nobody finding you, there are horses using this track. Presumably with riders.
That's good.
But if you are going to worry, you might as well add rock falls to the list.
One of those could do you in. Remember a lady died a few weeks ago when a rock fell on her car somewhere in New Zealand.
Well I'll just have to walk quickly under this bit then.
And how long is it going take you to realise that it's not just horses that use this road?
Ah. Cows. Not again. I've already had to abandon a lovely walk down to the Dart River due to the small matter of a very large bull between me and the river.
Now I am worried.
This is a narrow road.
If I meet a bull or even a group of cows around the next bend where would I go?
Up is a steep unstable rock face.
Down is a steep fall into the river.
Can cows climb up rocks?
I haven't seen any cows. Where are they. How fresh is this dung?
A day old possibly, as it is slightly dry. That's good then.
You are being really silly now. The cows are way down the hill in the old goldmine area.
See!
Phew. That's a relief. Now I can get on with my walk and relax.
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But what if there are more cows around the corner?
All this worry might give me a heart attack, and I haven't seen anyone around since I set off.
Can't you see there are two people over there?
So there are. And the cows will get them first, for sure.
But what are they doing coming down out of the bush?
What are they carrying?
GUNS!
A man was killed last week accidentally while out hunting by another hunting party that didn't see him.
What if they don't see me, but see a deer up here………..
Should I shine my torch at them?
Calm down. They are on their way home, and so are you.
Go back to the lake and feed the ducks.
You are not fit to be let out on your own.
Go and eat your snack and next time you go out, follow the advice that you have been studiously ignoring.
Serves you right if you didn't enjoy yourself.
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| ducks at Moke Lake |
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| shot with my camera. no guns involved. |
P.S. In case you are concerned for my irresponsible nature, if I had been going for a proper hike I would, of course, have had all 10 items on the list. Or preferably gone with someone else who did.
Here are some useful links for sensible people.
The ten essentials a video to remind me lest I forget.
Plan and prepare - the outdoor safety code from the Dept of Conservation , New Zealand.
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| how I like to see cows - headed home for milking |
