swanning around the world apparently doing some 'work'
meanwhile back at the ranch the buidlers are here again.
A new loo.
It is progressing slowly, as building always does.
I need cheering up.
It is lonely in the empty house . Even the mice are dead.
I have decided to attend to my hair......to spruce up my ageing locks a little.
Give OH a bit of a surprise on his return.
Starting with curl custard.
Everyone loves custard.
so much choice
what colour shall I be?
and who do I want to look like?
a bit of fertilizer of course
and a dash of mayonnaise
I hope I look happier, and less disdainful than these ladies by the end of all this. Some of them have a nasty case of alopecia.
I will have some luscious curls
locked in with some gel
and maybe a bit of orange too
or green..... goes with the fertiliser
and then some lovely nails
and fetch his pipe and slippers.